Lunes, Abril 18, 2011

PUNS-written aboard Singapore Airlines bound for a Holy Week Vacation to Pinas. SIA TV Ads concept by GA Consultancy.



Puns are often regarded as the lowest form of humour-but they do make you laugh! The English language has many words that sound the same but are spelled differently, or are spelled the same but have several meanings. Punsters are fond of wordplay; here are a few choice examples to amuse you. If at  first you don't see the point, try reading them aloud.

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

Two silk worms had a race . They ended up in a tie.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Two bats were hanging on a bat rack in a hallway.One bat said to the other" You stay here; I'll go on a bead".

The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

A backward poet writes inverse.

If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes I'm positive"

A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient.

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